JOKE 9
: Peace Talks Between Bill and Saddam
Saddam
Hussein
and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of
talks in a new peace process. When Bill sits down, he notices
3 buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begin talking.
After about 5 minutes, Saddam presses the first button. A
boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches
Clinton in the face. Confused, Clinton carries on talking
as Saddam laughs. A few minutes later the second button is
pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Clinton
in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again Clinton carries
on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace
between the 2 countries.
But when
the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and
kicks Clinton in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing
that he can't do much without them functioning well. "I'm
going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these
talks in two weeks!"
A fortnight
passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks. As
the 2 men sit down, Hussein notices 3 buttons on Clinton's
chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge. They begin
talking and Bill presses the first button. Saddam ducks, butnothing
happens. Clinton snickers. A few seconds later he presses
the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens.
Clinton roars with laughter.
When the
third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and again
nothing happens. Clinton falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.
"Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!" Clinton
then says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"
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